Hey Pretend Trump: stop acting like Real Trump.
Hey Pretend Trump: stop acting like Real Trump.
The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.
SHE’S NOT OKAY. EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY. What kind of paternalistic, anti-female, pathetic bullshit is this? It makes no sense, for one thing: someone entering Stanford in 2030 will have NO IDEA wtf this is supposed to mean.
It’s probably cathartic for him to be able to throw out the colors he doesn’t like.
Jason gives this game the highest rating possible.
If south dakota isn’t a shithole state, why doesn’t tomi lahren stay there? let’s be honest. call it like it is.
Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”
Holy shit, both Trump and every one of his apologists and every one of his supporters needs to stop pretending like this is some sort of impossible task that every president prior bumbled.
If Trump didn’t tweet and was physically capable of shutting the hell up other than reading prepared speeches, people would probably think he was somewhere near the top of the bottom 1/4th of presidents. Wholly unremarkable, not great but not like, Pierce bad. He’d be like, a Benjamin Harrison or something.
“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”
to explain the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club
Me too.
“I learned to read!”
“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”
I don’t understand why these boys couldn’t just hire a PR agency to explain to the public that the jerseys were their way of expressing honor and respect.