I think all the Spanish-speakers knew that anything with Lavar printed on it was going to be a wash.

Talk about fake news. He cut down trees so people could SEE nature. That’s not a bad thing at all. Duh.

Makes it that much more enjoyable that the Panthers lost.

Yogurt will keep him company.

Safe to assume he’s actually meaning to point out that 70 percent of the players in the league are black and just getting his words tied?

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

THIS GUY, MARK DAVIS, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE GOT ALL HIS WEALTH FROM HIS SENILE FATHER AND HIS INCREASINGLY LUNATIC FAN BASE CONTINUES TO VOCALLY SUPPORT HIM WHILE HE DRIVES EVERYTHING OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

Is there a “Writing endorsement letters at a 6th-grade level” department? Because he’d fucking smash that.

Brady has noted to staff a few times this year that, no matter how many game-changing throws he makes, Belichick hasn’t awarded him Patriot of the Week all year.

“Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist…”

In a weak moment, I can picture the Steelers being a palatable alternative to the Patriots

Are you that guy from that Buffalo newspaper?

They’ll put you right to work on the Penske file.

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

I call him Sitting Bull because he’s been sitting in a chair for so many years and because I’m a racist who likes using the names of famous Native Americans as an insult.

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

Nathan Peterman’s getting the start next week, right?