getting one cheerleader wet

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

“If you ignore all the bad things, everything looks great!”

The worst thing you can say about Obama is “community organizer”. How the fuck can you compare any of those three to the conservative turds this country keeps electing?

How the hell do you post about Abe Lincoln in GMIPH and not include the phrase “Lincoln log?”

where would the tree rank being hit by a car?

Ok, so where among Its Wonderful Life characters would DeSean Jackson rank?  

Did your friend’s mother have several reputable people publicly accuse her of using drugs, resulting in authorities opening an investigation, upon which your friend’s mother publicly stated she was entering rehab to deal with her problem? Then did you still refuse to form an opinion because it was more convenient to…

Can something be too stupid to be racist? You are making a valiant effort to find out.

These are the whites who won’t hesitate to call the police on a black boy walking through the neighborhood while minding his own business. But a white boy MOWS the nazi symbol on a public lawn and they are all.. well, let’s just tell his parent so he can get a stern talking to!

“What I’ve always said is I know nothing about that. I can only speak for what he has been to me and the players,”

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Never thought my response to hearing “Merry Christmas” would be “oh shit is this person trying to tell me they’re a Nazi” but here we are.

If there’s one team I love watching shoot off their dicks with a 12 gauge, its the Cowboys.

And the post Jimmy Johnson era of Jerry Jones’ ownership continues to thrill and delight non Cowboys fans across America.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

I think you’re fucking confused.  He’s not a liberal, he’s a fucking Scientologist.  That shit is not liberalism by any stretch of the imagination.  Are you suprised that serial abusers are smug douches?

OK, fine. What an *alleged* fucking scumbag.

Look man, you really gotta pace with places like Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

That verse was alive and well in the 90s