kokothemonkey82
kokothemonkey82
kokothemonkey82

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

“...[pictured below]...”

Read the fucking article before posting ignorant shit. It’s like 100 words total.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

I can totally agree that the dinosaur bones might not be put together right, it is a lot of guesswork when they aren’t found intact. But it takes a special kind of leap to go from say “You might have glued that broken glass in the wrong shape” to “I don’t believe glass exists at all. Not one little bit.”

+1 middle out compression algorithm

Cheap-ass Pro Tip: Bring your drinks in a cooler and you can bring home what you don’t drink without looking like a (total) asshole. Can’t forget your cooler, eh?

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

If you really want to punish North Carolina, don’t take away the all star game. Give them the Olympics.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”