“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

“Neither can I.”

I may be misremembering, but I think Drew ultimately didn’t qualify for the Barcelona Olympics.

“The other kings said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same, just to show ‘em! It sank into the swamp.”

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

I think a footnote is in order for WYTS 2015 Jets edition.

All clear at Wrigley.

“Neither person had visible injuries,”...

For all the shit Boston gets from the national sports media, I’m very proud of us at this particular moment and I think this might just stand as a watershed moment in sports history. Taxpayers and citizens in general, in this country and around the world, have been taking it up the ass from sports teams and committees…

Sorry we weren’t interested in being scammed, USOC. Maybe you’ll have better luck stealing money and land from Los Angeles?

[dying]

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

Especially 20 miles east. Fuckin sharks, man.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

GET A JOB SIMMONS.

I hear they will sell you the whole seat, but you will only require the edge.