Major “actually” and glasses adjustment here.

Man, Bran can just stay in his tree.

Did you say Joey Gallo? Gallo with a ‘G’? Joey Gallo is dead! I’m Joey Callo, C-A-L-L-O!

bitch was asking for it.

No need to do this Ray. Dallas didn’t forget about you.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

You call that the tractor story?

As a former diehard Patriots (and NFL in general) fan who swore off the NFL after watching that shitdick Goodell take us all for fools last fall, then seeing Kraft go on national television and embarassingly shill for him, I fucking love this schadenfreude.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

I'm a Pats fan but I gotta respect that quality hate.

Not the dick pic?

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

We like to be associated with the great city of New York

Hardy’s charges were dropped in February after the victim, Nicole Holder, didn’t show up in court to testify.

It’s about time the players hold each other accountable for domestic abuse. The sooner that happens, the sooner we can go back to celebrating athletes who only occasionally smoke crack with hookers.

If the Atlanta mascot isn’t renamed Mike Hawk with this transition, then it’s all a waste.

So what’s the armchair analysis on this? A big victory for the plaintiffs? Or is the NFL laughing because they can probably pay out all these claims with the money they get selling pink jerseys?

“Let’s not bury the guy” and “(he’s) taking every possible step to sabotage the rest of his stay in Dallas” are pretty contradictory. Isn’t sabotaging his team in the playoffs a pretty good reason to bury him?

I will never root for a Cubs World Series win until I have concrete confirmation that the people that threw beer and food at Steve Bartman are dead.