conspiracy theory: Nike has a lot more to gain if their top women’s soccer client, the USWNT, wins the WC. Therefore, they are purposely outfitting the competition in terrible uniforms to heighten the USAs chances. It’s the perfect plan.

Yup, Christians have it so hard. I don’t know how someone like Tebow can stand to go on with so many light jabs directed at his faith.

Wow, a sports writer used the term “Jesus loon” to describe someone who is, in fact, a lunatic for Jesus. Your people must be so oppressed!

John 8:7:

This seems like pretty standard high school mischief to me. I hope they don’t make an example of this kid for using poor judgment on prom night.

Obviously. It’s well known that every experience and event is somehow more amazing/authentic/meaningful when it happens in Boston.

Here’s the question we should now ask..

You’re wrong.

Good thing he tried so hard to become the first round pick so he can play for the ahl team in Edmonton. I bet he is devastated and hoping they trade the pick before the draft.

It was worth it just to see how Connor McDavid would look as a judge read his triple murder guilty verdict aloud.

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

Making bombs is bad.

ABC 7 Station Manager: You need to pee in this cup.

Stick to sports Jeff. Why do you need to shove golf down our throat? Can we go back to talking about discrimination?

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

To the guy that correctly diagnosed my anal fissure during an “ask the Deadspin staff” session:

Agreed. I just want to point out that there is a huuuuuge difference between what millions of people play in their fantasy sports leagues, and what Draft Kings calls fantasy sports. It’s a loophole in an idiotic law Congress passed that allows it.

It’s gambling, not fantasy sports. There is no other honest way to describe it. Draft Kings and the rest are straight up gambling.

If Troy Tulowitzki gets hurt again this year, I will slit my own throat.