Little League coach: “Chris, keep your eye on the”

Feminsts: It’s so unfair that if a woman is outspoken she’s labeled a bitch but if a man is outspoken he’s considered strong.

Weird, the name on the ticket said SkyMiles Davis.

This entire thread is all the proof I need that I made the right decision to be a single 38 year old man who stays inside playing video games during all of my free time. The cougars in Far Cry 5 are way easier to kill and I am much better equipped.

Moral of the story: Don’t run off and leave your homie behind to be big cat food. I wouldn’t.

It’s blue with some white bits, alright what’s the next step of the interview process?

I love moviepass and have had no issues

I’ll tell ya you can get pretty good look at a butcher’s ass but I wouldn’t want to stick my head up there! Wait, it’s gotta be your bull. Shut up, Richard.

Checking in doesn’t reserve you a seat.

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Wait, so this isn’t Dak’s signature?

If this dude had more melanin this beating would be national news. Civil rights leaders and the dude’s family and friends would be all over the news, demanding justice and talking about how upstanding of a citizen he is, respectively. There would quite possibly even be riots in Louisville by now.

However, he lacked the…

He exaggerated on the 700th bit. But isn’t the rest of it true? Can’t we both acknowledge that she’s unprecedentedly awesome and amazing AND that she’d get crushed by someone like Novak D or Andy Murray? She’d presumably admit as much herself if you forced her to answer. Those guys are taller than her, faster than…

The inset is showing the queen size, which is $71. The king size is $79. They’re both quoted in the paragraph above the inset.

The inset is showing the queen size, which is $71. The king size is $79. They’re both quoted in the paragraph above…

Yeah, they actually get called for too many men on the ice. Apparently not Ottawa, they can have up to 8 people on the ice and not get called!

Hahahaha, oh man, that reminds me of the 2012 Capital One Bowl. Burkhead was this big name floating around going in to it but then the defense focused on him (and Ameer Abdullah) basically daring Taylor Martinez to throw the ball (LOL!). Nebraska had -75 yards in the 4th quarter. A lot of that was Martinez (sacks…

Damn this one hit a little too close to home for you huh?

Damn this one hit a little too close to home for you huh?

No kidding. I withheld from posting that Diesel jeans are the only brand that fit me correctly, because I figured this list would be more up to date, but it turns out Diesel would have been cutting edge on this list.

No kidding. I withheld from posting that Diesel jeans are the only brand that fit me correctly, because I figured…

This comment got me thinking, what would actually get you banned from an IHOP? I imagine you could put together a nuke at a table and they would just top off your coffee.

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?