Too thin? You’re drinking the wrong shit.

A high school math class.

What’s ‘good second hit’?

Can’t tell if serious. But it’s a half-gallon of liquor.

You obviously don’t understand what was going on.

This analogy would make more sense if Schefter posted a picture of JPP’s hand.

It was a joke William.

“The truly remarkable part of this one is that I think you can hear someone in another room yelling “OH MY GOD!” near the end. Harrowing stuff.”

It doesn’t appear you do either.

Grandma?

There’s a video of them laughing? Pretty sure they’re crying in this one.