Glad to have ya back, missed your column.

You don't even have The Famous Jett Jackson film? How do you plan on having a marathon of all the hits when you don't have The Famous Jett Jackson movie? Deplorable.

You're starting off with Halloweentown 2? How you gonna start with Halloweentown 2? Everybody will be lost, who is Kalabar, why is he seeking revenge, What is a Halloween town, did Disney get the OK from Rowling to use her broom brands? Then you go to Halloweentown High and people are going to be even more lost, whats…

This seems like a Clickhole article come to life.

I never thought someone would ever suggest to read the comments section of any Youtube video. *checks that off bucket list*