concerned they won’t be able to get anything pushed through before the November elections

I wonder how many of these guys think that sexual assault can only happen if their penis goes in something.

No, it is, I was poking fun at the sentence cut-off

maybe if he is confirmed, then voters will get out

Having the calendar doesn’t seem that odd to me. You have a planner (at least in the late 90s my nowheretown school gave all students one), the school year ends, it goes into a box (either out of habit, or maybe there are some notes from friends or information you want to hang on to). The box gets shipped around as…

Huh, I didn’t know he was accused of theblaze.com

Yup. If this was truly a one-time thing, I would expect him to have a significant amount of remorse and guilt over it, admit to it clearly, and recuse himself. That he hasn’t, despite the solidness of the accusation, tells me has no remorse and why wouldn’t someone do a thing again if they don’t feel bad about the…

Oh, I wouldn’t even let them have the phone if it could do that, I meant one that had a broken/useless antennae so it would be impossible to make calls from it altogether (but could still turn on.)

Seems like a good use for old Nokia/flip phones that won’t work anymore, as well. Not as many buttons, but if the phone can be powered on (but doesn’t do internet/phone calls) will be just as distracting as they randomly move through the phone options and probably factory reset it a handful of times.

They’re fairly easy to sanitize even if you bruise some buttons, and if it’s not a remote that will ever actually be used as intended you can chuck the whole thing in bleach or similar solution after giving it a scrub. (Just make sure to let it dry out for a week or two before giving it to the tot.)

I wasn’t aware of these, I’ll keep an eye out for them. If I just can’t seem to leave one alone I’ll put a bandaid over it, but one of those would likely work better (at least be less cumbersome).

based on his experience with his dachshunds

I saw a trailer for this a while back, it seemed like someone sucked up the mid-2000s Linkin-Park-inspired teen angst and replaced the vampires in Twilight with it.

It’s not a dichotomy, though. Democrats don’t have to throw out ethics, just get a bit sterner and straightfoward in their talking points. Plus taking actual actions to improve things where they have the ability, not just tossing bones when they’re the minority party and know they won’t get them passed anyway.

Which is a weird statement to me, because the fear date for them isn’t the midterm elections, it’s when the winners of those elections are seated (I think January 20th-ish?). If the Senate flips then it’s the end of Kavanaugh’s nomination, but in-between these two dates the GOP has a rather sweet spot. Either:

Disappointing to learn, but it’s okay as I primarily use spot treatments as an anti-habit tool: I have a very bad habit of trying to pop zits so—when I catch myself in the act—I will instead apply a spot treatment. This is usually enough to soothe whatever urge I have to make the zit go away because I’m “actively”…

Even Grandma Keebler has to have a point in him where he becomes vindictive. Fulfilling his dream of white supremacy can only keep him going for so long until his ego being publicly assaulted overtakes it.

While perhaps not nearly as life-hacky, I imagine the process would work better using an adjustable measuring cup. Combine this with a funnel cut as necessary to fit the pipe.  (Plus easier to clean and can be used as a regular measuring cup, as well)

This makes me happy.

I especially love the Confederate flag briefcase for the three people who didn’t make the connection.