The Great Chtulu Lord Emeril Lagasse shuffles and bams toward Bethlehem.

No one is king of me.

Get well Neil Young! I'm not emotionally prepared for another 2016.

They thought he was in ZZ Top.

I use free YouTube through my Roku to watch things like British Panel shows and late night highlights,

Just transcribe Louis CKs lying sack of shit rant on Colbert and set it to a bouncy C!

I watched the first few episodes and wanted to like it but found it too dreary and depressing to stick with.

Sounds interesting but "hands on" Stephen King is what got us the American Kingdom Hospital.

No way I can respond to that except to agree to disagree

I thought it one of the best and most humanistic representations of the muddled allegiances that caused people to take sides in the Civil War and Jeffery Wright was great. Why did you hate it so much- the period dialogue?

Because Bill O'Reilly refused to go back to Peabody's hotel room.

He's great in Ang Lee's Ride With the Devil, one of my favorite movies, criminally underrated.

Of course 'Oreo' is the Latin appropriation of the Greek 'Hydrox'.

The situation in The Purge is 364 times better than what we have now.

Inciting Polish atrocities?

Say what you will about national scheisse at least it has niblets of ethos.

Surprise Celebrity Gossip Source Fred Silverman Says Tomi Lahren is pro-choice for Ted Lange!

In the spy game that's called a Xenia Onatopp.

I did. Jon Stewart was the best but by the end he was phoning it in with one continuous mug-fest.

He's Basic Cable's Colin Jost!