We're all going to get laid! (with alien eggs)

Looking at that picture, the real mystery is how in the world the most expensive and successful CGI extravaganza of all time has visuals that look straight out of Food Fight. https://youtu.be/uROQ9nplxIY

Of course they had to cancel Red Eye. Now that America has been made great again and there is so much winning there just isn't any material left for a late night show.

That's why when you say you saw Van Halen at the Von Braun Civic Center you aren't referring Heidelberg, Germany but Huntsville, Alabama.

Is there any way I could sue the makers Forgetting Sarah Marshall for not using a body double for Jason Segal?

Come to think of it, I'd buy a ticket just for the chance to boo him in person.

Albumen-y of you but will give credit to a good pun.

I was at an air show a few years ago and saw one of the few remaining flying fortresses that is actually still flying. It was made up to look like the Memphis Belle. I think it was the one used in the Matthew Modine movie.

I agree that he really wanted to throw out that first pitch but his aides did the math and realized that there was zero chance he could do it without looking like the total buffoon that he is.

I've been watching The Good Fight and judging by his appearance Perry is a long long way from fighting weight. Might want lay off the poutine,

Disagree. We must be proactive and use every forum at our disposal to keep Robert Bjork off the Supreme Court.

Spare us our lives from this monstrosity.

The Dependsables.

Don't cell yourself short We can keep this running, man.

Cujo not start another pun thread?

It puts the trailer on again or gets the seltzer on its skin.

Childe Roland into the dog days went.

Here on the east coast we've been eating "sushi donuts" for ages only we call it a bagel w/ lox.

I would be all for a remake that had Kurt Russell battling his way through Brooklyn hipsters, investment bankers and mid-western tourists.

Just say jewish girl if you must say anything. "Hebrew extraction" is creepy.