I’m sorry, everything is secondary to KSP2. My mind has been blown.

Of course not. You can’t put a price on the safety of your family.

The cost isn’t the number one reason?

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin. 

“The plane banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated, then it banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated. This went on for three hours, over and over again, and even though it was very boring, I never thought anything was wrong.”

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

I also get cringey when I see a fellow #boymom (gross) taking her 5 year old son out for dinner and is like “Date night with Aiden!” Um, it’s not a date night. It’s you and your son out to dinner. WTF. 

Fuck, I need a cigarette after reading this.

lol of course the new owner wants an MLS team. Charlotte is just discount Atlanta without the charm or culture. I leave that to you to decide how big a burn that is.

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

The city of Charlotte is the collective love child of a White Claw Hard Seltzer and a vape pen

Totally empathize with these women,I know if prenatal tests showed my baby was a future Crimson Tide fan i’d struggle with keeping it too.

Do we know for sure that this billboard is anti-abortion? Seems like a surprisingly cogent argument for abortion rights in Alabama.

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

19000 fewer Alabama fans? Tuscaloosa women are truly doing God’s work. Keep it up, ladies!

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Predators was a decent attempt.

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

Much like the Browns offense, this letter looks really good on paper and is presented well, but in the end it's just stationery.