Russia has just released the black box recovered from the MH17 crash site. Exclusive transcription below:

"Turns out it was Old Man Putin all along!"

You are dense. It's extremely common for civilian airplanes to overfly war zones.

Putin brought back the Cold War. He wants the Soviet hegemony back, and the prestige they once had.

Maybe they are paid that much to spam\advertise everywhere.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Not necessarily. A lot of married couples don't have sex as frequently as the husband would like. Sometimes work/kids/house/life get in the way.

Although someone did point out that (according to the reddit thread) they're only 26, so you may be on to something.

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Looks more "Cerberus" to me, however.

Falcon is one of the first black superheroes to rise to prominence in comics. He had his own identity, his own history, and more importantly was his own hero. By making him the new Captain America they are negating that. They are overshadowing his accomplishments as a original black hero. Now in pop culture he just…

Don't you mean *stabs in the stark* ;D

There are some spoilers in terms of what happened in the books in the post. The theory itself is a hypothetical spoiler. But more importantly, I want to just want to give spoiler purists every opportunity to back out.

New article "How a Kotaku writer tried to pick on a guy accused of rape"

That's accusations made in the legal system. This is not that.

Yes, apparently, because he doesn't say "im sorry for kissing you without asking for permission, even if you reciprocated the kiss, that was rape, i am walking to the nearest police station to hand myelf in" it's not reaaaally an apology.

I hate your outlook. It's intellectually stifling and attempts to de-value legitimate changes of heart.

I'm... Ok with that. I feel that might give each of his individual songs more time in the sun.

Can we all agree this is far better than the original?

He's said in a few interviews that A) his record label contract is now over; B) in the age of YouTube, he'd prefer to just release songs online rather than take months to produce an album that risks feeling dated and late since there are so many parodies on the web everywhere.