No, but you can still purchase a Na’vi Fleshlight. That’s some cultural penetration that goes deep!

Get that limp dick chicken out of here, I can go to Popeyes, and get better tasting chicken. The real fried chicken around here you need to go after is Publix fried chicken, that is the best chicken around.

As a resident of Georgia, him and the dude from Kansas(?) make me seriously question why the Secretary of State is allowed to run for any office while still being the Secretary of State. I mean yeah, your minions will still fuck shit up for you but at least it appears more legit.

I now know what I will be eating on Sunday, thank you

Bacon Eggs are the fucking bomb

I only catch NFL games in a bar, but I live for these articles. As a Georgia native who despises all Georgia teams (Except you, GA Tech, you know who you are), inject that WYTS Atlanta Falcons straight into my bloodstream. I need my yearly dose of shitting on another terrible GA team.

I just got back from my first visit to Philadelphia and I loved it! Here were the things I noticed.

One of those things from local papers that makes this story even better. There were some protesters (about 30) who showed up at his Gainesville campaign office make a presence known but remain peaceful. Williams was going to make a little show (to the 6 supporters)

This is the second year I’m making my mother croissants from scratch. This year it has been requested that I go and make choclate croissants and cinnamon croissants so I’ll wind up starting to make them Friday and try and make them before we go out to brunch

I thought it was to mark the cars that are on the shoulder that have zero problems, but is the cause of the traffic because everyone is rubbernecking

Why would someone make a background image of a map of Atlanta. Driving through that traffic is horrific enough, I don’t need to be reminded every time I look at my phone.

Shep Smith, Chris Wallace, and Brett Baier are on my short list of people I probably will disagree with on most things but the first people I will go to, to receive a different view on things.

As someone in a professional industry that deals with sensitive information, I can 100% tell you with certainty that your doctor/lawyer/accountant/nurse/what have you has made fun of someone behind their back. Maybe not this publicly, but at dinner parties, over beer, or just with friends, they will talk about it.…

As a Georgia resident, I am rooting for her and probably vote for her*, but I have to say that her position on banning semi-automatic firearms, is tenuous at best and damning at worst. In a redish purple, state, nothing whips conservatives into a fervor and mellows out liberals, than a gun ban. If you look at polling,…

Here is a handy rule, if it doesn’t blink, I have no qualms killing it. I won’t go about wantonly killing bugs, but if I have to, I don’t feel bad about it.

Please let that picture be a reference to this story. If it isn’t, this is a fantastic coincdence.

I mean, I’m new and it’s a small office so I never close the door, but it’s a fucking door.

Assuming his account is true, you have to give him some kind of credit. Is it the bare minimum? Yeah, but when most people haven’t even gotten over the low rung, you have to commend the people who do, so more people at least are motivated to get over the bar. Craven or not, commend those who do the right thing right…

As someone who just started working in a CPA firm, please do not procrastinate. It just makes tax season worse.