Oh the croissant. This has been my White Whale when it comes to baking. The first time I cooked it, I nailed the entire thing. Minimal leakage while proofing, maximum fluffiness, and that warm buttery goodness. After three days I made something amazing. I was open to the idea that God existed and he just handed me a…

Okay, now part of this just seems disingenuous.

See (and I’m putting on my evil hat here), if the NFL owners were truly malicious, they would make the Browns take on Kaep, and let the Browns do their shitty magic to make Kaep go away.

Learn to make your own pizza (not trying to be snarky. It’s more fun, tasty and you don’t have to support Papa Douche and his shitty pizza)

Wrong Nuggets. The locals to the town I went to college called themselves ‘nuggets’ because the town was built on a gold rush. They hated when you called it a college town even though most of the town is the local college.

Okay so I found something out recently that I need more verification on, or it’s just my area.

There are two businesses I refuse to go to unless are my only options which is Papa John’s and Walmart. They were the big players in my college town (Suck it you fucking Nuggets, it is a college town) and they both sucked. Now I either make my own pizzas (Thanks Papa Johns) or buy Dominos if I’m lazy.

I think the main reason is that it is a salacious detail in what some believe to be an uncorroborated document. I think for the average person, seeing the pee tape ads a certain credibility to that dossier. Like a “Oh look at this crazy document with their crazy claim of hookers peeing on a bed!” to a “Oh wait, that…

Gut says Manafort but that feels too easy but I also feel any family members turns the screws on too hard to fast. I think Flynn is the first to go down.

Every time I read something about doing X is killing you, my only response is

God, it’s been a hot minute since I have heard this song. This was my favorite when I was a teenager, but god damn is it a good song.

Kayla, this was an excellent piece of reporting and I loved the way it was written. It was engaging and I loved how you expressed your feelings in the piece. I hope you keep this up because you seem to have a talent with it!

While some shows do it better than others, one of the way I liked Netflix shows is that it feels more like the end of a chapter in a book. Here is a stopping point if you need it or if you want, keep going.

Look Twitter, we know you don’t make any money. You have been burning money to power the generators to keep the servers running. It’s about time to just let it die. Let it die and all the money you owe is wiped clean.

Accurate play by play

It took me about 6 seconds, but as soon as I saw it, god damn

So to start, I’m an Eagle Scout, but when I heard this my initial response was ‘meh’. I am glad that girls are being allowed into it, but I am skeptical of the BSA and their reasonings. Boy Scouts have been dwindling in numbers, so this looks like an obvious play for new members.

I’m just going to toss it out there that she knows all these people and just has Gal Gadot dressed as Wonder Woman or Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow in her bathroom.

Man this fucking sucks that we didn’t get into the World Cup. HOWEVER, the World Cup is in Russia, so fuck it, I’m glad we lost. Under a decent president we probably would have boycotted it anyways.

Like those recommending bacon, here is a tasty tip.