But didn’t you hear? We get another sport in our state that can look great and then turn into a dumpster fire!

Oh I know, BUT people care so much about shit that doesn’t matter, I get schadenfraude every time a Georgian sport fails.

As a resident of this fucked up state of Georgia, I was waiting for this day, waiting for this moment to show that the Falcons are a sham. Every year I hear that “this is OUR year” that “things aren’t going to suck!” And every year I just wait and I adore these moments. I eat them up and have my eyes roll back up in…

As someone who lives in Atlanta, I’m just waiting for the inevitable implosion that Atlanta always has whenever they are doing really well.

Rowers tend to see Ergs (technically the rowing machines are called ergometers) as soul-killing boredom machines that can teach bad form when translated over to the boat.

Wow, the military doesn’t know how to spend their money, otherwise they would know that people living in Atlanta really don’t give a shit about their sports.

Nah, we would just throw you in the water and let the viruses naw on you. That way we don’t damage the oars.

You know what is better? Watch a dedicated stream. I find that NBC tries to juggle everything and fails miserably, where as their dedicated streams provided a better way to watch an Olympic sport. I was able to watch a dedicated Rowing event + medal ceremonies on my AppleTV without it cutting over to cycling every 15…

If you hear someone bragging about an erg, they are idiots. Rowing machines are a substitute. Point blank. As someone who rows, we recognize the importance of the erg but we despise the things. Give me a boat any day.

See I wear boot socks in the boat because it helps create a tighter fit in the shoes, so I really don’t notice that much of a difference.

It may be smelly, but I mean, I wouldn’t rank it above the stank of going to the gym and doing a tough workout. We don’t wear a lot and typically we are in pretty close proximity to showers.(I WILL concede that it also depends on where you row because some water is nastier then others. Our crew used to row in our…

Really? Because typically we are too busy either rowing, erging, eating or sleeping to be douchebags

Please, oh please, someone needs to reedit a body pillow in there.

120-135 Drag factor for a person about our size is roughly the equivalent about being in the water in an actual boat. Now dealing with a shitty erg that is abused by rowers and non rowers alike, I have used some that require it to be set at a 9 to get within that range and some that have to be put on 6, it all depends…

See I don’t see this as begging though.

For the average user, it seems infinite. Also, it’s part of a joke.

I had to use it for not nearly that many data points (Business Statistics course in college) and I despised the software so, my opinion is slightly skewed

Fuck JMP, JMP is hot garbage

Close, accounting major in college, working towards being an accountant

Then you just make another workbook and link them!