As a kid, I always thought he was the boring, Teddy Ruxpin-looking motherfucker. Now, as an adult, I realize he’s one of the best reporters they’ve got there and is one of the few journalists working at ESPN that I actually think has serious integrity and talent.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

Hell, at this point they’re making the NCAA look good.

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

“Halifax has played dirty all throughout the series so certainly they shouldn’t be the ones running away from Windsor,” said Dilkens. “If anything Windsor should be afraid of them with the way they played both here and in Halifax.”

Yep, which is why every time 101 Dalmatians and similar stuff is re-released, you see all these blurbs in like Dear Abby and such reminding parents that Dalmatians are apparently *not* good dogs for little kids.

Dalmatians are pretty, but they’re dicks.

My favorite recent headline for Jet’s fans:

This is great. Everyone should loathe the Jet fan. In the hierarchy of NFL fans the Jet fan sits securely at the bottom. Let me explain:

You get one to raise & enjoy their happiness.

You need help. These are issues you can work on with your dog if you put in the time, but it’s really hard to stumble into the right training methods. Get a trainer. I’m willing to bet the shelter that yours is from even offers classes for free. Your dog does not suck. You suck at helping your dog be a dog.…

Those aren’t “shitty dogs”, those are “dogs that are not right for you”. Someone else might get great joy and companionship from loving and caring for a dog that has been abused.

i had a GF who broke up with me after i graduated from uni and she starting dating a guy who had just got a husky puppy. within a few months, the puppy was dead because it bolted and that fuckwit never bothered to figure out how to recall a puppy. i was unsympathetic and probably pretty caustic at the time saying…

I say this in every dog related Kinja post I can find.

Audio doesn’t match up with the video... Deadspin/Gawker Media are you Bulls fans? Wait, you guys don’t give a shit about the Midwest in the first place, never mind.

Great piece. There has been a lot of attention on ESPN’s ignorance of domestic violence and misogyny on this site (rightfully so), but the worldwide leader is a business more than a reputable news organization. Floyd and the NFL represent cash machines to ESPN, so they're not going to risk that by acting like anything…

He’s got a fake smile and shitty work ethic. He reminds me of Jamarcus Russell. He’s got bust written all over him.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.