And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

I see he’s borrowed a shirt from Drew Magary’s closet, too!

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

I need for it to have been this lamp.

How much would they pay for a Bin Laden dick pic?

Right back at you, for recognizing decent behavior! I'm in retail, not food service, but management morals should be the same across the board, IMO.

The other night eyedocare posted a Roger Hodgson (of Supertramp fame) tune, and it sounded so good that I wanted to post another one.

I did a couple of years in prison for drug stuff. You would think that walking out of the prison a free man was the most liberating feeling I have ever had. Incorrect. The most liberated I have ever felt is when, after 6 years of doing some combination of all of these things listed EVERY TIME I DROVE THE CAR, I…

It is, 100%, to keep people from complaining to corporate. See, what people don't realize is, you will totally get something free for complaining to corporate. However, I'd bet that the person you just complained about will lose their job over the complaint.

so good.

They’re the Alabama of basketball.

Hot Dog! Right Here!

This is EXACTLY what it means. Middle class means that you can pay for everything. Lower class means you can't. Upper class means that you can afford fancy luxuries like flying vacations and luxury cars.

I see reports like this and I worry for the future of our country. I realize that sounds so cliched but it's true. I was raised in a solidly middle class family whose standard of living gradually increased as I grew older. Now as an adult, I've still considered myself and my family middle class - maybe upper middle,…

Correction: you feel better on them than off them. There are several possible reasons for this, ranging from you being part of a cohort where there actually is a chemical imbalance (possible, being worked on, but I'm going to hold off being convinced until I see some convincing results) through to the placebo effect…

This "given value of work" is the problem.

They haven’t installed the bases yet either.

Probably has nothing to do with his pardon application that's still under consideration. Probably.

I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.