65% of the time, it’s true...every time.

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The Shockmaster is not impressed.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

So that makes this effectively canon, right?

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

*scrolls down*

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Plaintiff must realize he cannot treat well-settled law and undisputed facts like the women in his videos; they will not change simply because Plaintiff is persistent and impervious to their hostility.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Stop on your right foot. DON’T FORGET IT!

You really jumped on that one.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.