Terrible impression. Shot 100%.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

That is what we call a “Boston Baptism”.

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

Even the guy in the Eagles shirt is disgusted with this behavior. He would have also puked on the people around him.

Here’s Terry Collins’s take:

Cause it’s pretty rude to tell a guy “Hey man, I know you moved here from Venezuela at 16 and have been a part of this organization for seven years and living in New York as a Met for the past three, but you’re going to fucking Milwaukee, and oh by the way you get to process these feelings in front of 40,000 fans and…

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

If anything jumps out at you, drop it in the comments:

When you realize you get snacks even if you lose

Future Deadspin writer

I hate tears in my whisky.

They really need someone good with their hands like Thierry Henry.

I had a LaTroy Hawkins card (a rookie or futures card or something) in my first pack of baseball cards. I was like 6. I remember him specifically because I thought his name was cool. I’m about to turn 29. How the fuck is this guy still in the league?

Hottest take of the thread.

“Yeah, I hit like .350 in my little league, want my numOH HOLY SHIT WHERES MY MOM I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS!”

Awesome JFK impersonation young man.

RIP # 54. You were too white for this world.

At 6’11” and fifteen years old, he’s already a bigger man (literally and figuratively) than Dwight Howard.