I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

NOT the best a team can get...

Wow, what a shit show.

He’s horrible. But does his voice really have to sound like that? Britney Spears impersonating Fran Drescher impersonating Bobcat Goldthwait is more appealing.

“What sense any of this makes is beyond us, but listen for yourself:”

Are you Dominican, by any chance?..

Pretty harsh Samer. What did the teenage sock under the mattress ever do to you to deserve that?

He went Rocky 4. I fucking love this guy already.

I thought he was was saying “The telescript of boxing” at first.

Why would the Raiders be so rude to LaMarcus Aldridge?

Really good, but still doesn’t beat the Astros fan a few years back.

He beat a fat piece of shit. Granted, a fat peace of shit that had the balls to get in the ring with this James Bond villain looking motherfucker. I don’t know what I’m supposed to take away from this.

Well, how’s that for breaking a stereotype? I had always heard that Asian Dongs were much smaller.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

So you're going to claim to have some personal knowledge of Shaquille O'Neal's personality, call him two-faced based on your interactions with him, and then not tell us anything about how he's actually two-faced? Come on, if you're gonna gossip and bullshit, at least do it thoroughly,

Yeah. If there is one thing Kobe has tremendous experience with, it's college basketball.

I hope it's high school coaching just to see all those kids cry. Not on the bench, but actually while they're playing. He'd be awful to play for, just awful.