Why not simply avoid spending money you haven’t earned yet? No one needs credit for impulse purchases, planet-destroying amazon purchases, or more subscriptions to crap media to keep you entertained while immobile on the couch because taking a walk in the fresh air and looking at some birds is too much effort when you…

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

Silicon Valley, the late 2010s. Patrick Bateman sits at a conference table with his fellow venture capitalists. He removes a platinum sculpture from his briefcase. One of his colleagues leans across, smirking.