lol, I love imagining you reading the article, putting on a little “i’m so mad!” face, checking the byline, finding out it’s not a white guy, and writing this stupid-ass, inane comment anyway.

It’s almost like celebs who don’t know what they’re talking about should REALLY shut the fuck up about it. Or, y’know, learn.

She’s dumb.

I’d suggest this is all the proof we need that it’s time to Eat the Rich, but he’d probably have some asshole opinion about how we were preparing him wrong, so guillotine it is.

Complaining that Desire is played by a nonbinary person is like complaining that Captain Hook is played by an someone with one hand who wears a hook and talks like a pirate.

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“You’re not so great!”

Got some o’ that username/comment synergy goin’ on here. You been waiting a long time for this, haven’t you, Madptarmigan?

Or Real Genius. Or Top Secret!

Not one mention of Willow?

Yes, but none of the governments the US toppled here were ever friendly to the USSR. In fact, most of the governments they toppled across Latin America weren’t friendly for the USSR except for Chile’s. They were just friendlier to our own interests than usual.

Indeed. If they’re firing people because a movie makes $900 million instead of $1.2 billion, then they were going to fire them for any reason they felt like.

Chinese dude here.

This is the most beautifully American sentiment ever expressed.

God I'd hate to see what this attitude would look like in the 1940s.  Yeah Hollywood should kiss Francos ass to get all the money. 

They did but retired it when too many bugs were reported by John Malkovich.

the punchline is

There’s a joke here with a zoo, Zoom meeting and Zoo eating but I’m too lazy to put it together.

I just had a screenplay idea.