“This is unit 12! I need backup! We have an A.A. down!”

our own A.A. Down

It’s steaming garbage and I keep coming back out of masochism/stupidity. Pure and simple.

...have you only been reading for the last 2-3 years or something? This used to be a bit more than a clickbait site.

...remember when this site tried to make money by actually writing about topics and not just outrage-courting clickbait?

THE AV CLUB

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I wish people wouldn’t speak in code so much.

I get that but then why toss out vague accusation? You’re still accusing them, if the person being accused has power they’re still going to take it out on you. You’re basically still protecting them while putting a target on yourself. 

This whole situation in Hollywood feels like a new Chris Rock bit. “’I ain’t never sexually harassed/assaulted anybody!’ What do you want, a cookie?!? You’re not supposed to sexually harass/assault anybody, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”

As a cancer, I don’t believe in astrology.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that phones you up and starts telling you in extremely graphic detail how he’s fucking your spouse (both of us wearing clown outfits), while repeatedly ignoring your interruptions, only to get to the end of the story (the grand finale involving peanut butter and a gorilla!…

I understand that it’s a bit weird when he was famous for so long under another name, but if people write articles about Elton John or Snoop Dogg and talk about their childhoods they don’t revert to calling them Reg Dwight or Calvin Broadus the whole way through those paragraphs.

Word, they could have been like “barely Postbellum Party, ladies night (cuz all the men are dead)!”

She was a member of a highly popular sorority at a southern college and they had an Antebellum theme party. It’s a party themed for the most successful time period of the old pre-civil war south which also ties in to the height of slavery in America.

If someone landing in a crouch with their fist on the ground is your idea of cinema, I can’t think of a movie with more bang for your buck.

Oh, it won’t go away for a while. There’ll be followup articles about Snyder stans throwing hissy fits about the negative critical reaction; articles about how many people ostensibly watched the Snyder Cut on HBO MAX; articles dissecting weird moments and easter eggs; at least one For Your Consideration article…

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

Honestly, I first really got into the show via the Sci-Fi episodes mostly, and I never felt like it lost much steam. Other than having more recent movies, the Sci-Fi episodes didn't seem too different to me. Granted, I think the earlier years had more consistently funny episodes.

I love MST3K like a family member, but by the end of the Sci-Fi run, it felt done to me. Fifteen years later, I still don't feel a great need for any more episodes.