For for those playing a logical fallacy bingo at home, this fallacy is called: argument from incredulity. 

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You you need to either take less drugs, or more

I’ve accidentally bought two CDs off Amazon this year, thinking they were vinyl. Surely I can’t be the only one getting drunk and shopping on Amazon

Im giving you a star because you're not wrong, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. 

I prefer that any day to "Episode VIII: The Edgelord Subverts Your Expectations"

Headline makes it sound like Colbert was doing mushrooms with Chapelle and Haddish, which...that would be a great story, let's make it happen.

No, look closer, only two are actually nipples. The rest appear to be either boils, ringworm, or, in one case, an ingrown tootsie roll pop.

“Influencer" sounds like a career made up for an Idiocracy-esque dystopian society. And yet, the IRL version manages to be even dumber that that.

How many total is "a sack?'

It was at the Capitol. 1/6, you might remember. Plemons was there holding a “CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS RELEASE THE KRAKEN!” sign.

Bagging on Subway AND Jessica Simpson at the same time? What, there wasn't a hot zinger about Carrot Top you could work in too?

Borgnine from that weird MST3K flick with Merlin and the homicidal toy monkey. And Mike and the bots will riff on your technique the whole time.

No reason at all, unless you know the first thing about cults. If Trump had tweeted that masks prevent conservatives from involuntary mandatory abortions delivered by LIBERALS, you know exactly what would have happened.

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We don’t know that Jack the Ripper didnt.

I literally just last week finished watching all 5 seasons of B5 for the first time. And you’re right, some of it holds up very well. And even the hokey parts are still less hokey than your average ST:TNG episode.

So...you DIDN’T see the story today about how Trump had nothing in the way of a vaccination plan to pass off to Team Biden, then.