Hernando and Daniela drinking daiquiris while Lito sulks around in a union suit is what dreams are made of.

At least five utterances of characters expressing their confusion over key plot developments in the first five minutes of the episode. Me too, sensates. Me too.

The dream of the 90's, it seems, does not exist… ANYWHERE!

"… because I can't quit Dong. I can't give up on things. I'm still waiting for Nickelodeon to take over my school." Me too, Kimmy. Me too.

And Oz.

He was also great on SVU.

I'd love to see Chris Messina do a strip tease on Graham Norton or something so I don't have to watch the fucking Mindy Project.

Darlovnatovya Ivannilyovanonovich Morgendorfinevichov (Daria)

Must… play…. Umphrey's McGee….
Must… post only Umphrey's McGee videos on Facebook and troll Youtube comments…
Must… spend life savings on Umphrey's McGee merchandise and apparel…
Must…read this book.

Yeah, but they're just there to like, write about it.