Thanks for asking this, I've oft wondered myself!

Gas prices are bad in D.C.? Thanks for the heads up, I'll fill up in PA en route!

I'm a little hazy on reasons 1-34, but here's 35 & 36, at least!

My wife and I share a birthday, so my first thought upon seeing this article: Yay!

The most amazing part about all of this is that even if you were 100% correct on every fucking point I'd still watch it. That's why Sepp Blatter could probably tweet a photo of his sphincter to everyone on Earth and stilll get the VIP treatment by Coca Cola and Adidas. Thanks for the laffs, though!

Burrito Boyz for the win for all GTA people. You know who you are, and where' it's at.