I guess this is the new normal? TV properties die only to be resurrected in one form or another?

I quit reading this article after 29 words! My sense of accomplishment so swole right now...

So, have any of these glorified bobble-heads resigned in protest at being used as pawns in The Culture Wars?

Viel Danke, Jack!

Jesus wept, after the first one the questions got progressively stoopider, to the extent I honestly thought you were trying to make some kind of larger point about how Trumpistan is making us all dumberer...then the last three more or less salvaged the Fun Bag, and therefore my morning dump.

“Does not affect me, or anyone I know or want to know.”

Hey Drew, I’m a bit of a laggard so I’m just halfway through The Postmortal now but I’m digging it (I feel I get you better now, man!).

I liked all the shameless Campari product placements. I mean, Campari? Choice bevvy of ‘70s London ne’erdowells, I take it...

Absolutely correct. If there is to be a third kick at the can (let’s not count Corman, OK?) he is the man to call. Hell, it could even be animated! From what I read Sony is going that route with Spider-Man films anyway, alternating between live action and animated.

Thanks, I won’t.

Coming soon to an Eaton Centre near you!

Coming soon to an Eaton Centre near you!

Love the tool, buddy. I’m halfway through building one right now. I’ve been antsy to get a new job elsewhere for a while but getting as far as the interview stage has been supremely challenging. I’m willing to try anything that might get me past the gatekeepers as I’m usually very good at pleading my case in person.…

Baby’s first fashion trauma.

I just replaced by AUX audio cable for the car at the Dollarama.

That’s a great price indeed!

I have a random day off next Tuesday and the thought had occurred to me to go to the movies for a matinee solo. Reckon I’ll actually do it now, esp. if the weather is bad.

And by “internet” you refer to the usual collection of joyless, insufferable hacks who exist to fill people’s feeds with disproportionate bile and venom?

Didn't Rob Schneider already make this movie?

I agree with this, actually. Mostly because I think the U.S. boycotting, perhaps in conjunction with fellow CONCACAF heavy-hitter Mexico, might actually get things to change. Were the British "Home Nations (England, Scotland, et al.)" to pull out it would hurt the tourney no doubt but the FIFA streamroller would…