I think “Haven” is a middle name? Birth certificate has “New” for a first name.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

From this moment forward, I am referring to my cycle as my stigmata. Wonder if I can still go with Tampax regular or if I’ll have to upgrade because I’ll be that much more Christ-like?

But it is Men-sa, not Men-ses.

I imagine that the Venn Diagram of people who use the word “wigger” and people who know the definition of the word “portmanteau” has to be two separate circles.

Yea, I’m from the midwest, have plenty of friends who love hunting. Legit hunters fucking *HATE* people that disobey the basic rules and dignity of hunting, because it makes them look terrible.

Third. A Menominee woman.

Seconded.

Kimberly,

To be fair our readers buy a lot of milk frothers.

To be fair our readers buy a lot of milk frothers.

One of my best friends is a MUA and she’s all about mixing. She said it’s almost impossible to get the right color out of a bottle. She had to mix for everyone- including white women.

Yeah when you start it up you pull a cord, then the arrow spins around the dial and wherever it stops it tells you what noise that animal says. For instance:

True story: I made a batch of these for an office Christmas party and over the course of 2 days ate the entire batch by myself and had to pick up grocery store cupcakes to bring instead.

DON’T COME TO WASHINGTON, WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE EITHER

It doesn’t bother me when they try to write comments about how ugly my kids are, because they are exceptionally beautiful and anyone can see that.

Considering who’s holding the sign, I strongly suspect this is really about ethics in gaming journalism.

Luckily no tax dollars will go near it, as we don’t use dollars in the UK!

That sounds like a kickass nurse!