To be fair our readers buy a lot of milk frothers.

To be fair our readers buy a lot of milk frothers.

One of my best friends is a MUA and she’s all about mixing. She said it’s almost impossible to get the right color out of a bottle. She had to mix for everyone- including white women.

Yeah when you start it up you pull a cord, then the arrow spins around the dial and wherever it stops it tells you what noise that animal says. For instance:

True story: I made a batch of these for an office Christmas party and over the course of 2 days ate the entire batch by myself and had to pick up grocery store cupcakes to bring instead.

DON’T COME TO WASHINGTON, WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE EITHER

It doesn’t bother me when they try to write comments about how ugly my kids are, because they are exceptionally beautiful and anyone can see that.

Considering who’s holding the sign, I strongly suspect this is really about ethics in gaming journalism.

Luckily no tax dollars will go near it, as we don’t use dollars in the UK!

Ooh! Ooh! Me me me! Pick me!

About three sessions in, my therapist was like, “I’m pregnant. We’ve got 30 weeks.” And by god, I was out before the baby was.

The hottest nightclub in town is... HELL. It has everything: Saddam Hussein, KY super soakers, third leg warmers....

You leave Emily Dickinson out of this!

I’m 3B except for in the disgusting DC summer when I look like this:

The Furminator really does work well. However, I’ve given up to brushing only semi-regularly because A) my cats are obsessive groomers anyway and B) I still get piles of hair everywhere regardless of the combing schedule.

8 pulleys, one belt to rule them all.

Living in the middle of a major city, I despise other people’s strollers and really hope future munchkins are down with the baby backpacks, because Emperor Pants and I already haul our groceries around on our backs and shudder at the thought of finding space for a stroller. I mean, we already drive fewer than six…

The spine and hyoid, are the only rigid things in the human neck, so when age hits it, it hits HARD, and there’s not a lot that can really be done to make an old-looking neck look conventionally nice, like there is with the face, because there really isn’t anything solid to build on across the front. And good luck…

I find it hilarious (and gross and frustrating) that people will call a bikini inappropriate for a toddler, while the toddler’s preferred bathing suit is “birthday.”

I let my 19 month old run around in just in swim bottoms because 1) she’s 19 months old, there is nothing remotely sexual about her pre-pre-pre-pubescent body 2) I ain’t got time to try an wrestle a wrigling toddler out of a wet lycra top or, god forbid a 1-piece swimsuit. Last year, I got some side-eye for this (yes,…

That sounds like a kickass nurse!