Should You Eat St. Louis-Style Pizza?
A Guide

Provel cheese is garbage, and Imo’s is what you get when you let a cat barf on cardboard and shove it in the oven for about 10 minutes too long. I spent a decade in St. Louis and would defend the bread-cut bagels FAR more than I’d defend the culinary war crimes that are St. Louis-style pizza.

Ugh, what kind of no-class barbarians put processed cheese on pizza when there exists cheese cheese in this universe?!

“It’s a curious vehicle to be sure, especially if you’re not used to it; it can taste a little plastic-y and gummy to the unaccustomed palate.”

Even by the complaining person’s account, the vegan woman made it clear she didn’t need them to make special accommodations for her. The control freak in the story seems to be the one obsessed and upset with another guest for providing for herself.

I don’t think he even has a law blog.

He’s no Bob Loblaw

Considering the high prison population in this country, and that they have family, this issue reaches a lot of people in both parties. Doesn’t mean the Rs won’t scream and kick their feet about it, but can they convince families on their side to rally against their own kin? Well, of course they can!

No comment in this thread is going to top this one.

I’d hit that.

Holy shit, I had no idea. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/26/kamala-harris-has-complicated-history-with-wall-street.html

Are you claiming that a civilised country creates prisons in which inmates, many of whom come from backgrounds of abuse, violence and poverty, should be so debased that they are encouraged to commit acts of violence against each other? Perhaps you need some education. I suggest you take a look at how a country such as…

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

This is one of the reasons why we are a Third World Banana Republic.

I think he was just a regular rich white kid who was raised with a sense of unearned entitlement and allowed to believe that he had everything he had because he somehow deserved it and not just because of blind-ass luck.  I think that’s a far more likely explanation.

Why didn’t anyone ask Lydia “hey, what do your people do when it’s COLD AS FUCK?” It would seem pretty ridiculous for the Whisperers to be walking around on guard duty in the polar vortex - it’s not like zombie skins are significantly better insulation than normal winter clothes, right? For that matter, it seems…

Neither of these are licorice, no matter who makes them. Please delete all references to licorice in the article and considering following up with an article about one of the best candies known to humankind.  Dutch licorice in particular.

What kind of monsters are you working with in the Onion/Takeout office? Red vines are edible but not very good, Twizzlers go out of their way to offend the senses. 

No no, _somewhat stale_ Red Vines for the win.

I’ve never had Red Vines, but I’m gonna vote for them anyway because regular Twizzlers are all waxy and gross. Pull-and-Peels and the special flavors like orange cream are fine, though.