I’m okay with this. Thus, the matter is settled.

That’s it. I’m in. I hear all the people saying “oh, she’ll have to cave eventually to get what she wants” and “she’ll eventually disappoint you”, but fuck it. She’s saying all the right things, doing all the right things. I love everything about her. Fuck it. I’m all in.

Hear that MAGA bros? AOC and the libs are coming for your God given rights to ringworm!

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

Not every religious person is a nutjob

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

Goddammit but AOC actually gives me hope for the future of this nation.   I thought that had died in me a long time ago.  

Typical conversation with a Republican in 2019:

Jeeeez-us, trigger warning please!...

The image of the Bernie bro™ was nearly a whole cloth fabrication brought to you by propaganda.

Uh yeah it should be sold and the Monarchy is an expensive and dumb tradition that should be achingly obvious 

I am an Italian American. Every holiday is an eating holiday.

I kind of feel like americans don’t get to criticize germans about historical nazis until they no longer have actual nazis setting government policy. Maybe don’t make fun of historical concentration camps when you have active ones.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

“Perception is more important than reality. If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true. This doesn’t mean you should be duplicitous or deceitful, but don’t go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage.”

Some would say she's earned the right to get punched in the mouth.

Anyone high-up who worked for the Hillary Clinton campaign should be barred from advising Democrats how to win elections.

Please, oh please, after all that effort that you expended, tell me that you only use guanciale! 

I grew up in the Bay Area, and unless the tour guides have changed their spiel since the last time I went (about 10 years ago), the Winchester Mystery House is not really touted as an actual haunted house, except for maybe by a few soft-brained wannabe ghost hunters who probably still think the Amityville Horror is a…

Yet Scott Baio accepted 50 cents to appear with Trump.