History time*: In a summer replacement series in the ‘80s Paul Revere and the Raiders performed, and he joked “Prince is wearing stuff I threw out twenty years ago.”

1969 birth here. And this is accurate. He has never been remotely appealing.

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

New Gawker commenters don’t appreciate subtlety and humor like Old Gawker commenters.

“When asked why they should pay up the monk simply said “because I’m worth it”.”

Wyrzykowski ultimately alleges that L’Oréal “pillaged the poor” and he lost profits

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Enough goddamn fucking taboos. The left really is embracing thought crime. You dumb cunts.

Ugh, right now is like if 1984 and Brave New World had a baby.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

Damn. “Elaine Corral”.

You stole my stapler app idea you motherfucker. All those minutes of hard work, down the drain. Curse you!

Pence first, get a new veep that isn’t a complete lunatic far-righter, then Donny boy.

I lost around 40lbs by just not eating so much. It doesn’t matter in the least what you eat as long as it is reasonably nutritious and if you want to lose weight you do less of it. Exercise also helps if you have the time and a good multivitamin helps for the vitamins you left out. Diet fads are worthless. All of them.

Im advocating for it. I am calling for it.

COME AT ME BRO!

Sorry, no sympathy here. I abide by the following mantra: if you associate with garbage, you’re also garbage. If you belong to a minority and associate with GOP garbage, you’re self-hating garbage. She’s only complaining because she isn’t aboard the gravy train.

Fuck this woman. You lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Totally agree. I’m on the edge of the baby boom so I am old as dirt, and you see it happening all around. I felt like something inside me curled up and gave up the ghost many years ago, the day I saw Dennis Hopper shilling retirement plans and investments. I get it, people get older, they want to relax and calm…

Why the fuck would anyone care what (literal) Nazis think about being called Nazis? This isn’t a “I disagree with what you’re saying on an internet message board and am calling you a name that I think means bad-guy” situation, this is “you march under swastikas and demand the oppression and/or removal of minorities…