You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

Unpopular Opinion time: Thats hilarious.

I can’t believe I’m defending Walmart in any way, shape or form, but it’s also possible a customer saw an opportunity (prob. no staff close by, or none that looked like they were paying attention) and took it.

Only if you have an onyx cube in your asshole to balance it out.

Yeah, this is Oscar bait so I’m practically obligated to. The rest of the cast seems stellar so I’m not all that worried.

Pizzicato = plucking your nerve spaghetti. I once accompanied a sweet horse through a neurectomy, and the vet presented me with the nerve in a ziploc snack bag. Looked like a rice noodle. I watched the trailer and still can’t suss the film’s thesis. But it looks ‘scary.’

Well, parts of it are shity tech holes. I don’t think you can say that about El Cerrito, Berkeley, Oakland, etc. (And I concur! I’m a life-long Oaklander and I’m hella proud! :) )

To identify El Cerrito for readers who are unfamiliar - it borders Albany which borders Berkeley so smack dab where you’d expect a camp like this and where nearby residents (including this one) cheer for camps of inclusion like this. My kids are so matter of fact about transgender classmates - I wonder how’d they…

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

Same. Every time those cunty psuedo-conservatives get caught, I forward links to my mom, in hopes she’ll finally dump the asshole Trump supporter she’s dating.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

Counterpoint: I love Miranda but I would love more a solid moratorium on anybody in the entertainment business entering politics

At a remote lumber camp I worked at for 3 consecutive summers while I was going to school, when anybody had a birthday,and was given a cake, the ritual was to piss the candles out. Of course, nobody ate the cake afterwards...but that’s what you get when you work in the wilderness with a bunch of uncouth, tough guys.

I feel like you might not understand how commercial television works. 🤔

However, the real reason Spicer turned down the offer, according to the source, was an “overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall.”

Yes, also that!

As an English speaker who immigrated to a non-English speaking country with like five words of the language - these English-only people are all cruel bastards who should be made to experience how tough and lonely it can be, how much work (and often money) it takes to learn another language.