Like war profiteering?

I’m not a big makeup person, but I recently started using mascara primer and OH MY GOD why did nobody tell me about this sooner?

The best thing about getting older is being ignored by disgusting men like him.

You probably can’t trust yourself to see anything beyond how attractive you look.

Oh god, no. You don’t know my friends.

You’re not an idiot. When my husband got home from work today, he said, “you hear?” And I knew exactly what he was talking about. Followed by, “time to get the passports up to date.” So, you’re not alone in you’re thinking. We’ve been talking about this for awhile - how to know “when”. Pre-WWII, those that got…

In history classes far into the future, the question: what was the tipping point that started WWIII? will be easily answered on final exams, much unlike the convoluted response for say, WWI, it will be a simple, one word answer: Twitter.

Australia or New Zealand. Lovely countries, and the Southern Hemisphere shouldn’t get much, if any, of the fall out. (I’m a cold war baby, and spent much of my life reflecting on this subject.)

Killing Bill O’Reilly

Here I was about to set all this extra money on fire. I never considered a vacation!

Just...all of this. Nothing else to add. I feel all of this.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

Yeah, I was kind of hoping we had turned a corner there...

Bless you Americans and your “free” slice of pizza...

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

“Shortly after “alt-right” poster-boy Steve Bannon reportedly called Jared Kushner a “cuck,” signaling an escalating battle in the White House between the “Bannonites” and the “globalists,” Donald Trump bucked his isolationist promises and launched a military strike against the Syrian government”

This comment needs more stars.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I wish they could put this woman’s tears into a soft drink for me to enjoy.

You can’t make me!