Are you telling me that Ricky Martin is gay?!?

wow that’s a lot of reasons to be happy in general ☺

Yeah, but PEPSI. Only a Kardashian would be a fake advocate for a non-descript cause while promoting pop. For money.

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

Scandal: No one can ever top these ridiculous plot lines!

eeeeepp...I think that some advanced sexting, like i’m into some kinky shit but I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable sharing those kinks right off the bat. He had me with the vibrator torture stuff, then after that it got a little creepy.

From my experience, she is probably trying to find where exactly the penis is at. It’s a good first step before the crying.

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

Ha! I hope he was trolling...

Most people with this point of view know that the implied “SWEET LITTLE WHITE ANGELS” and “SCARY CRAZY RAPIST MURDER NEGROES” don’t even need to be said.

People used to complain when an entire episode would go by with only one zombie. Now we are complaining because there are too many zombies? Personally, I’m grateful when a zombie show features zombies.  

In my most humble of opinions, the main issue is that it’s way too repetitive. Every season since the farm is basically the same thing, with a new bad guy and crew. The main story line is played out - what else is there for Rick’s crew to actually do? How many more seasons of “meet a new group, whoops turns out they…

The irony is, the more the show follows the canon comics, the more people get pissed?? Glen died in the comics in exactly the way they’re depicting. And yet people are freaking out over this. From what I’ve read of the comics (not a super fan, while being a fan of the show) it’s even more violent and fucked up. The…

That’s what I was thinking. His model for a successfuly presidency is Putin.

What with the ridiculous wiretap allegations it’s more like a television run state, am I right?

Yeah, I was born in 1962 as well: Great fun that year!

With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

Upon hearing Senator Flake’s question, Senator Lindsay Graham muttered “A horse-sized dick, obviously!” then followed the aside with a panicked “My laws, that wasn’t out loud, was it?”

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

Riechshtagg fire 2 electric boogaloo here we come!