This pisses me right the fuck off. My SIL married at 40, was making over $400,000 a year and had the nerve to have a goddamn gift registry. I have no problem buying a wedding gift for a young couple just starting out, but GTFOH with that when you’re already established.

The joke is the guy that told me this actually believed it - and he was a second generation California Mexican-American named Jesus. This was about a decade ago and once in awhile I still laugh when I think about it. Either the guy was a few bricks short of a load or that was some brilliant way-far-ahead-of-his-time…

ah, but the rub there explained to me by a man named Jesus (Hay-soos) is that the Mexicans pronounce it Hay-soos because there is only one Jeez-uss.

Seems like Fox is treading dangerously close to a state run news source to me.

I have shouted that to anyone who would listen since the late 70s. You would be surprised at how many death penalty advocates agree - they think it would be a deterrent to crime (even though it’s been proven time and again that the death penalty isn’t a deterrent).

Yeah, I live in Europe and have Netflix, but can’t get Hulu here. I’m pissed because I REALLY want to watch this.

Use half coconut oil and half ghee.

1962 baby here. Wow - havent’ heard that stuff in ages. Not sure that was great nostalgia, but thanks!

I’ve always said if they drop the bomb I hope it lands squarely on my couch while I’m watching television.

I grew up in the late 60s in the Bay Area and remember the Duck and Cover bullshit we had to go through (like that would have helped)

he also seems to have ballbags under his eyes.

this! I turned 18 in 1980 and that particular shitshow was my induction into the political arena. It made me a screaming San Francisco liberal and that, right there, is the ONLY thing you can thank Ronnie Raygun for: He made many of us far more political and screaming than we probably would have been.

boiled meat complexion + cheap speed + yelling = coffee almost coming out of my nose. Thanks!

I am fervently anti-death penalty, but I have a problem with my fervency here. These fuckers deserve to be extinguished and never spoken of again.

Careful there

Trump Detention Centers. We have the most biggest, most luxurious lice. Bigly.

I’ve always said ‘you have to have a license to cut hair, but anyone can have a kid’.

This. I have ZERO sympathy for this woman. I’m sure she married him thinking he wouldn’t be long for this world - the man hasn’t eaten a goddamn vegetable since the Reagan administration - and now she’s the wife of the President but won’t leave her hideous golden penthouse.

Damn you to Hell for putting that image in my head.

yeah, it might be cheap to get there, but I would say €8 for a fucking beer in a non-touristy place cheap. Once you’re there everything is RIDICULOUSLY fucking expensive.