oh gawd, I never thought I’d be waxing nostalgic for W yet here we are.

You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.

I’m an old and when I was young everyone was all ‘I hate cops’ and ‘fuck pigs’ blah blah blah but I am from San Francisco and the cops were always cool when I was a kid. Now I’m in my 50s and I probably say ‘fuck the cops’ or ‘I hate cops’ AT LEAST once a day.

I don’t know, I’ve tweeted ‘Go fuck yourself’ about 50 times and I haven’t been blocked yet.

That was my breaking point as well. Fuck Maher. I’ll never watch again.

I’m in Italy so most of this stuff literally happens when I’m asleep.

Can you imagine trying to TRANSLATE that word salad into another language for foreign media? Jesus, it gives me nightmares just thinking about it.

Yep - why I’m here too!

Amy Winehouse FTW though.

oh man, I feel so much better now. I thought I was the only one on Earth that didn’t like her.

Came here to say exactly this. My first thought was ‘he’ll be in Trump’s cabinet somewhere now in no time” and then I felt like I was going to throw up because that was my FIRST thought and “Jesus what a piece of shit this guy is” was not.

Who the fuck is Jason Derulo?

As someone who lived in SF during the Newsom years AND as someone who voted for everything he wanted the first time because I believed in him, Fuck that guy. He merely set the stage for my Obama disappointment.

oh god her clothes in that. The absolute BEST!

I straight up feel like I have PTSD already. If I don’t die of cirrhosis of the liver due to heavy drinking during the next four years it will be a goddamn miracle.

I’m reading Matt Taibbi’s new book right now and just finished this from last March. It’s a good read and worth a look if for no other reason than a nervous laugh:

Holy shit that made me laugh. Like you, I absolutely needed a REAL laugh and not a nervous laugh trying fending off tears.

Have you ever seen Auntie Mame with Rosalind Russel? Your comment just made me think of that movie. It’s one of my favorites and I haven’t seen it in ages, so I’m gonna dig out my DVD this weekend. THANK YOU.

This will make the actual press conferences more palatable for sure. I’ll just imagine her as ‘Spicey’ and maybe I won’t end up in the corner in the fetal position for a change.

I fly RyanAir Pisa to Stanstead.