exfoliating gloves FTW

yeah, I’m just resigned myself that I’m a Forever Gray (kinda like a Never Nude but different)

That has served as a solid life plan for me for the last 40 years.

I’m 54 and from California (maybe it was different elsewhere?). “Do you party” ALWAYS meant coke when I was growing up. We all smoked dope so that was never a question.

I take offence to your categorizing of baby boomers as ‘squares’.

she actually did say she cooks pasta better than the cops.

the funniest part of the story (to me) is that here in Italy, the report included the quote along the lines that the old lady said she could cook pasta better than the cops.

One of my husband’s best friends’ son killed my husband’s friend with a baseball bat, put his mother in intensive care (he came up behind them while they were watching tv on the couch), took their car and ran down several innocent bystanders.

Oh My Fucking God that almost make me choke on my lunch! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

the only difference between eating a beet and eating a fistful of mud is that beets can stain your tongue.

Jesus Fucking Christ I hate humanity.

Wait, WUT? There’s a dismiss option so I don’t have to look at this dickhole?

that made me LOL.

Fuuuuuuuck...I was 32 and still detest that song to my very core. No wonder I did so much coke back then - to forget the music and the fashion.

“She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!”

Big dogs FTW. I’ll never have one under 100lbs again. So mellow, so chill.

OMG She’s a doll! How big is she?

You might want to wait about a year before you invite us over. He’s 50% St. Bernard, 50% Great Pyr and 100% Master of Destruction at the moment at 10 months old and 110lbs. Nothing is safe from his jaws of death.

Norman, too, is quite the feminist.

yeah, I used to party like a rock star until I turned 40 and two day hangovers became a reality. I’m 54 now and the thought of doing what I used to do to myself makes me cringe.