Oh my fucking gawd, I could have gone my entire life without knowing this.

You young whippersnappers! I’m 54 and I had to wear a belt for awhile before the adhesive pads came out. Those things were EVIL. It wasn’t bad enough you were bleeding and cramping and then to have to wear that medieval torture device.

came here to say exactly that. Thank you Gawker citizen.

Holy shit.

But electing Hillary pretty much IS putting a Republican in the White House...

You are sorely misinformed. Either that or that word doesn’t mean what you think it does.

you might want to actually look up the word ‘progressive’.

Okay, I did do a couple “I told you sos” (could NOT resist!) and do you know the response I got?

I’m a screaming atheist (raised in the motherfucking Catholic church) and even my atheist friends kept telling me I was too hard on this fucker. I never bought into this bullshit and now I’m going to spare them the ‘I told you sos” if I never have to listen to one more motherfucking ‘cool pope’ horse shit comment for…

Exactly. Why would anyone take into consideration her history on fracking, Wall Street or her hawkishness (among many other things) when it’s SOOO much easier to believe the bullshit the GOP is spouting?

I used to be - always wanted super curly hair like my sister (who straightens hers every morning). I’ve never had a bend in my hair and then I turned 50 and all of a sudden that shit is a wavy nightmare, complete with the occasional ringlet.

I can’t even put into words the contempt I feel for these homophobic fuckers. Fuck Cruz and his ilk.

Jesus fucking Christ you people with you cries of SEXIST every ten minutes when someone isn’t supporting Hillary. I can’t take it anymore.

We have these life-saving things in Italy. They tried to market them in the States a few years back, but too many idiots couldn’t figure out if there’s a full shot of coffee in there the entire thing should be popped into the mouth and not bitten into. There were too many complaints of stained clothing.

I have the Sleeping Beauty books about this. Interesting if a little morbid.

Ahahahahah your last two paragraphs are almost exactly what I said today! Couldn’t give a shit about the characters in Fear - let the bloodbath begin!

Wait, because I don’t like his drone policies and called him Obomba I’m a racist? WTF ?

you’re right - I hadn’t had any coffee this morning when I wrote that. I was born in 1962. I should never attempt math before I’m sufficiently caffinated.

The interwebs never ceases to amaze me. The fact that you took the time to actually post that makes me want to return the favor with the same amount of effort:

I am an old and have been politically rabid since I was 15 in 1975 (yeah, fucking OLD) and this this 1000x this. I finally felt so disenfranchised by Obomba I left. I’m 54 with no kids and though “fuck this - I have no dog in this race anymore” and moved to a tiny village in Tuscany to live out my apolitical days. I…