I just ate. I don’t want to.

I feel stupid b/c what story?

This is sad and hilarious and I wish ya’ll had worn bodycams so we can all watch it’s sadlirous goodness.

Why did she eat him? Because “FUCK YOU” that’s why.

Ugh. I give an eyeroll to the the entire thing.

It’s like one of those horrible ironic curses. You’re surrounded by younger and younger women. They get prettier and prettier. And then you realize? You’re in a nursing home. (I’m sure I’ve stolen that, b/c I’m not that funny.)

The saddest thing? I have an old friend (still a good friend after all these years) who 20 years ago (in our twenties), swore up and down that he KNEW women peed out of their vaginas. As I said at the time, “Hello, dumbass? I’m a woman. I would’ve NOTICED.” I eventually had to find a drawing of the female system that…

Um. Why would peanut butter and butter be bad? I just made one (I’m in my mumbleforties) last night on wheat bread and it was great. The Fella ate all the jelly?

I made the cake from this: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/i-made-mutherf…. I wanted to do it, b/c it really doesn’t have a lot of sugar in it and my mother is a bit picky. (See my post.) I used the recipe from smitten kitchen but did it in the square bake dish like the right handed photo. It came out looking JUST LIKE…

That wins the award for “The Most Crazy Post-Breakup Story That Isn’t Violent or Scary and Kinda (Pun Intended) Sweet.

Is that cherries on the top? Isn’t that more Black Foresty? Though I approve of the cake and would like to see the recipe!

Wow

This looks good! (I still have Halloween thoughts hangover, so the picture from the Smitten Kitchen website made me think this would be a fun Halloween dessert too—-paint little icing faces around the exposed apples so they look like skeery mouths.) I may have to try making this for my ever-pickier Momster for…

I loved (from the article I read) that she’s so progressive she has a hyphenated last name—but can’t stand people speaking foreign languages.

Please show yourself out. ;)

Des Moines, Iowa eh? The Dead Milkmen know about Des Moines.

While surfing online today, I came across an incredibly labor(HAH!)intense recipe for making a unicorn cookie that you actually fill with little star sprinkles so it poops rainbows. I’m having a kind of horrible vision of some woman shaped cookie that has raspberry filling and little baby shaped sprinkles come out of…

And everyone who read this went “meh’

I love love love this thrift shopping series! Thanks and I’m looking forward to New Orleans. But seriously, the next time you’re in Austin, you have to check out the outlet store on Burleson Rd. It’s a $1.39/ lb (but they make deals on heavier stuff like books/furniture/etc.) It’s crazy and it’s not for the faint of…

When I found out that they were married, I thought—’this is why marriage was invented’. Two people who are so awesome that if I found out either one was married to someone different, I’d be pissed off.