I know! Very WTF? photo. I mean, I was alive during the 70’s (I’m an old) and I don’t remember ever seeing whole green onions and green bell pepper rings on sandwiches. (Plenty of Kraft cheese food product and Wonderbread though.)

Did you just break Pinkham’s law on a non BCO story? Can we have a ruling?

Omg, about two weeks ago, I was coming home from the store and there was a woman jogging. At NOON. In direct sunlight. It was a heat index over 100 day. Physically, she looked late twenties. Skin-wise 90. I mean, not even a HAT! No water bottle. No camelpac or whatever those are called.

Well, I do like the Superbowl b/c I root for the commercials. And I’m happy anytime the Cowboys lose. So, it’s not 100% awful. (I’m sorry if you’re a Cowboys fan. No, really. I’m so so sorry!:P :P

I was with you until you mentioned football! ;) Other than that we may be spirit siblings!

Same here! The light has changed just a little bit and it wasn’t over ninety for two days in a row and I felt so excited—FALL IS ALMOST HERE! Summer is the WORST. Winter doesn’t really bother me; the worst part of Houston is that the first part of winter with the fun stuff like Christmas is often very warm. And then…

You’ve got red on you.

You. Monster. I can never unsee that. I’m going to send it to everyone I know. :D

Thank you Luna (and your cruel overlordess Jia)! I really needed this today.

Cork Taint! Band name! I’m surprised no one has called it.

Six seasons and a movie!

He actually got me two pendants that are sharks. (Try finding shark things that don’t involve teeth.) He did and I wear them Without jewels but they make me happy. But that ring is awesome.

I’m not engaged and I’m not much of a ring wearer, anyway. Plus, I hate both gold and diamonds. I would want opal in silver/pewter. I know they’re fragile, but hey, I’ll probably lose it within a month anyway ;)

If you have a blog, I would like to read it, b/c WOW!

Everyone is forgetting douchesupertanker and doucherailgun. I guess there’s also douchecontainership, technically.

Best thing would’ve been if the Best Buy guy had said “Uh, yeah. No she isn’t.”

To steal a line from @midnight? I think you may have just won the internet.

My husbeau couldn’t figure out why I was so fixated/disgusted with the Hubbard folk. (I’m a heathen; he’s laid back Protestant. I grouse about a lot of religions.) Then he saw the doc and was so horrified. He’d had no IDEA how bad it was.

HOLY HELL! Well, you can just rock me to sleep tonight, OortCloud!

Thank you for telling your story. Everytime I’ve told anyone mine, I felt so much better. Keep telling yours and I’ll keep telling mine.