He actually got me two pendants that are sharks. (Try finding shark things that don’t involve teeth.) He did and I wear them Without jewels but they make me happy. But that ring is awesome.

I’m not engaged and I’m not much of a ring wearer, anyway. Plus, I hate both gold and diamonds. I would want opal in silver/pewter. I know they’re fragile, but hey, I’ll probably lose it within a month anyway ;)

If you have a blog, I would like to read it, b/c WOW!

Everyone is forgetting douchesupertanker and doucherailgun. I guess there’s also douchecontainership, technically.

Best thing would’ve been if the Best Buy guy had said “Uh, yeah. No she isn’t.”

To steal a line from @midnight? I think you may have just won the internet.

My husbeau couldn’t figure out why I was so fixated/disgusted with the Hubbard folk. (I’m a heathen; he’s laid back Protestant. I grouse about a lot of religions.) Then he saw the doc and was so horrified. He’d had no IDEA how bad it was.

HOLY HELL! Well, you can just rock me to sleep tonight, OortCloud!

Thank you for telling your story. Everytime I’ve told anyone mine, I felt so much better. Keep telling yours and I’ll keep telling mine.

I thought of Amy Schumer too. At first, I didn’t like much of her stand up. But now, maybe it’s matured (or I have) or I’m getting it better? Someone else in the comments mentioned Izzard (massive fan) but his early stuff is not great at all. You can see something there though.

First of all, I love that show. I even love when bits don’t work. B/c sometimes bits don’t work. And that’s how I felt about hers. I didn’t think it was funny at all. And I’m a woman, I always give a little extra ‘go you!’ to comediannes. Maybe it doesn’t click with me. I’d see her again.

Why is this not a movie already?

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE PROCESSED CHEESE PRODUCT LOVERS? Sorry, I was just channeling Helen Lovejoy there.

If it’s just the crowded airplane, why don’t they just turn the other way so their crotch faces the seat in front? It is a bit of a statement. “ooh, my junk is in your face” I’d rather stare at some random person’s bahonkus in my face than anyone’s crotch.

#maddyfinger

It’s Waller county, not ‘Wallter’ county. It’s just up the road from me.

Don’t talk smack about my two boys, Emma! Don’t you dare! (Yes, they’re both odd but I don’t agree Gene is a rip-off of Bobby Hill.) There is a certain place of oddness that intersects. Gene is shouty and Bobby is reserved in general. Just my opinion.

I would like to follow your newletter. That is the best comment I’ve read.

‘Husbeau’ is what I will now refer to my Fella as. PERFECT. I’m 45, he’s 63. We’ve been together for over a decade, but we aren’t married and probably won’t. A 45 yr old woman sounds creepy when she calls a grandfather of a little one ‘boyfriend’. Husbeau. It. Is. Stolen!

I saw what you did there. Nice.