Oh, give it up.

Volkswagen?

Those wheels look nice on the black car; not the yellow car.
My objection is the tires are so low-profile that they reduce the car’s performance.* 

*(Armchair opinion based on a cursory review of actual Ferrari race cars and the vague understanding that at some point reduced road contact due to lack of tire flexibility…

It’s amazing what a landing ramp will do. In college, I jumped my car further than that on a hill. All the stars aligned and I didn’t even bottom out.

‘did that with a ‘87 Prelude Si at 90 mph under similar conditions. ‘unsure why I’m alive.

? Maybe it would help to realize Ms. Gross is a woman?

A thousand times yes.
I’ve visited this site daily for years now. But reading yesterdays article ruined a perfectly good evening. It’s depressing when a friend becomes a dick.

You overestimate it’s popularity outside of fleet service.

These security lines have to be one of the most dangerous places to be in America. (Consider within the last week in Yemen more than forty police recruits were killed after a bomber joined a queue.)

Your “prick” is showing.

Bad fuel mileage is cheaper than owning two vehicles. – I know it’s being wasteful to get 18mpg the eighty percent of the time I don’t need a truck. However that’s still less wasteful and a lot cheaper than owning a second vehicle.

S. Class Coupe AMG

Google says that’s as good as it gets on the internet. (1967 Formula 1 German Grand Prix)

You’re like a grandmother pulling out a purse full of photos. No stars for you.

...’Since a light on the gear shifter is obvious while your hand is on the lever[?]

We have at least five senses. Safety in redundancy suggests you should be able to tell which gear you are in with at least two.

Don’t hit a speed bump too fast.

No.

Almost certainly a Mirai.

Don’t really know what I’m talking about, but I thought the government uses cameras that pick up the precise shade of green of marijuana leaves. Couldn’t you do the same to spot enemy camouflage.... Or, is it: if you are working that hard to spot something there are better ways to do so?

Two seconds multiplied times one hundred seventy two people = five minutes forty three seconds.