Chapo’s good tho

Nah, Chapo is good.

I would argue that, in this case, not stealing is actually immoral and stupid.

Because Chapo is real, and strong, and our friend.

prefer a cupcake and a candybar

Nah, not really. You just need to look at Clinton’s history with race to see that Democrats roughly fitting his demographic just got used to playing it down. Hence the Crime Bill, the use of slave labor in the Arkansas Governor’s mansion, Sidney Blumenthal distributing those pictures of Obama, etc coming up again now.

Easy: Because Trump, for all his faults, hasn’t shifted substantially from who he was in the eighties or nineties: a rich coastal socialite.

That’s actually pretty funny though

The secret ingredient is prune.

Well to be fair, he was one of (if not the) least consequential or important two-term presidents in US History. At the very least he could... y’know, do something to try and make up for his eight years of fuckups.

1000 Seats.

Well, yes, a stupid person might think that. Particularly if they were ignorant and hadn’t paid attention to the pattern of radical capitulation to the Trump agenda by the Democrats on a vote by vote basis.

Segal had a US reality show as recently as 2014, which IIRC largely revolved around him terrorizing black and hispanic people. But yeah, uh, he’s not a distinctly American creep. It’s alllllll russia.

DID YOU KNOW??? Kenneth from 30 Rock was an ageless immortal monster?

It was also a decade ago, when edgelord jokes were de rigueur, and they knew about it when they hired him, and he’s spoken publicly about how much he regrets posting stuff like that.

The only honorable outcome is seppuku.

King’s already written subsequent material set in Castle Rock- short fiction though. Premium Harmony from 2009.

Even the Democrats wanted to roast him for being Jewish, or the wrong kind of Jewish, they never could decide on which because they realized how many secular Jewish people hold up the party.

It’s also a truth liberals and leftists are told not to say because it gets way too close to bringing up Hillary’s involvement and reopening the 2016 election wound.

They’re called The Dirtbag Left because Frost and Biederman repeatedly used that term when they got press, and they regularly amplify the voices of women and people of color.