@CreepinJesus: heysooz

I was waiting for the trap arm to trigger 9million gigawatts and in'sta fry the mouse to ashes, or those two things on each of the light I could have sworn they were flame throwers and the mouse was gonna get the flambe treatment. But a lame drop arm, it's too weak and mice are too fast. It could be good for mice,…

I have a vast amount of experience in the trapping and prevention of rodent infestation and I can tell you now that there is NO such thing as a better mouse trap. The original model is disposable, that's it's best quality. If you've ever seen a pregnant mouse get hit by the traps spring arm YOU KNOW what I mean. …

Am I the only one who sees the horror movie potential for this idea? Can you imagine that wall connected to a rouge AI or Alien Hive Mind! That wall would whip down and crush you like a grape that is being stung by a massive SCORPION!

Haven't we all thought about doing just this very thing? No? Come on, it would be awesome to be considered a god by Seth Shostack! And porn - everyone loves porn, come'on!

@VirtuosoZero: oh yeah, I noticed the article is dated Dec 1, 1954 - you're right!

@d1zzle: I nominate you to begin design work on that superweapon, go!

I know what that new gizmo cannot cut... and so do all of you. Do I need to say it?

Where is that video of a dog with a jackhammer grafted to his ass. That is one serious cyber-dog.

@dimes: droooooooool #leicam7hermes

@Daveinva: Troof, the average soviet era bomb, detonating in Ohio, would have blinded everyone in Mississippi on a reflex glance. Very big. #marsmissions

He's a communist shit bag, and this article proves it. #google

@thetickler: thanks for setting the rube straight. The stupidity of people these days... #canon1dmarkiv

How long until Canon totally SPANKS this camera with something about 1/3 better? Not long I'd say.

@aerospaceman: