Kepler claimed he couldn’t be tried in a state court because he was a native American. He said he was 1/28th Muscogee (Creek).

I haven’t seen the movie, but I do know that CinemaScore is the group that regularly gives Happy Madison movies As and Bs, so I wouldn’t read to much into that score.

Hell fucking yes, its no different than fucking interrogating people like they are suspects when they are not in fact under suspicion and somehow are put into prison because of pressure from the cops for a false confession.

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

This was amazing. Thank you for writing!

Is that an actual scene?! No wonder everyone loves this movie!

Hot dog down a hallway there.

You know you’ve invited a maelstrom of shark imagery upon yourself, right?

we landed on gentleman caller after he nixed luvah

no.

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

RIGHT? I mean, come on now.

dont just say jason moma and not bring jason moma\

Remove any embarrassing or addictive meds from the bathroom cabinet.

I’m sure you already know this, but if women are saying that you make them feel dumb, they’re referring to your behavior, and not the sheer impressiveness of your intellect.

If I think about all the time we spend IMing and calling and skyping, he couldn’t possibly also be married, right?

I'd send the response card back. I'd send it back with "HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO" written on it. I'd take a bite out of the corner and write "OMG, sorry! SO HUNGRY!" below it. Then I'd draw a dick on it. Because I'm mature.