What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

“In an effort to meet demand, leasing companies for delivery vans are buying vans wherever they can find them. The companies are getting so desperate they’re even buying up used vehicles.”

This article is a great heads up, and was so close to answering the main question I had about the new Xbox software: does game purchase sharing between local xboxes still work in the weird, workaround way it has in the past? My wife and I both have xboxes, and in order for purchase sharing to work, I have to make her…

Your link shows white supremacists being harassed. The only reason you would have a problem with that is if you are also a white supremacist.

Ah yes, the 13 years of the Morales regime really indicated that was the eventual direction of their platform.

But I’m sure you think it is totally cool that you voted in 2016 (and will again) to make America the next India under Modi, Turkey under Erdogan, etc.

Log off and go outside, maybe read a book.

That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

For proper nouns, you have to keep the name (out of respect, really) and add -s or -es.

I’ve heard of active aero but this is ridiculous.

Volkswagen says that.

GM already has my wrath for the convenience feature of SHINING THE GODDAMNED REVERSE LAMP AS “EXIT” LIGHTING, so when you’re in a parking garage looking for a space and see reverse lights, YOU NOW HAVE TO LOOK TO SEE IF THERE’S EVEN SOMEONE IN THE BLOODY DRIVER’S SEAT

I worked for Chrysler during the Prowler years. Most of us, and the dealers who were going to be selling them, we’re pretty much thinking WTF when this thing got launched.

David Tracy, tomorrow: “Everyone’s been bugging me to get a reliable car, so I bought a Toyota!”

1st Gear: 80% drop in profit still means they are making a profit. I would see this as a pretty good silver lining given the situation. Plenty of others are talking losses.

You guys just can’t write an article complementing a SpaceX without trying to throw shade.

Contrarily, they often waste my time and usually get the better end of the deal anyway. The only reason car sales take so long, is their shitty back and forth process trying to get as much money out of everyone as possible. Be black and white, sales happen faster.

Absolutely ridiculous. This car looks like other cars. They are trying too hard and need to try again, even harder this time. Lately this car company has been getting better but now they’ve gone and messed it all up. Listen to me, my opinion is correct because I own an older car which was the best of its kind. Now my…

Thats a 2012 Genesis...

If they did an analog clock I'd really give them a hand

I second that remark

Yes, and it took them hours.